The Phone

I hate talking on the phone. It's annoying and pointless with the invention of shit like text messages.

This girl I drunkenly fucked doesn't seem to get it. She likes to call me before bed, I made the mistake of answering once and now she expects it every night.

Last night, she called 5 times in one hour, after I calmly explained I hate talking on the phone.

I shut my ringer off, because seriously, who wants to deal with that shit.

And she didn't talk to me today, so it looks like my tactic of "ignore and it will go the fuck away" still works.

The Truth

There are 5 reasons why men are scum and women let us get away with it.
1. We all only want one thing. No exceptions.
2. We fall in love before we get that one thing, and fall out of love after we get it. Conversely, women fall in love after.
3. We will lie, cheat, steal or murder to get that one thing. Why am I sugarcoating this? You're a big girl. To fuck you.
4. We freely admit 1 through 3 and women don't care.
5. the last reason why men are scum and women don't care: You can't live without us.

24 hours.

In the past 24 hours I have seen 3 people that look like Sweetums


Thanks for that AC.

I have a quick gripe.

The place I work sucks toy poodle browneye.

But the main thing that bugs me is the giant bitch that sits behind me. I'm fairly sure she is the reason I got ratted on for not doing work, while im at work (so what im lazy). I dont even think its the fact she sold me out worse than John Dillengers girlfriend except the fact that I didnt get shot and murdered that bugs me...its how she fucking looks.

If I had to describe her it would be:


If Sweetums from the muppets and Scooter from the muppets had a hot sweaty night of puppet romance...it would be this chick. No joke, she is also about 6'8.

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Edit: I got a sigting of the beast!

Getting Things Started.

Welcome to Chacabast, if you don't already know what Chacabast is you never will know, so stop asking. This is basically going to be used as a way to entertain Sack and myself while degrading everyone else around us, if you don't like it, I hear another celebrity is pregnant, go read about that in OK! magazine.com until your period passes by. Meanwhile, let me give you an idea of what you will be staring at every week here at Chacabast:

• A weekly shitty video by both Sack and I edited horribly by iMovie.
• A monthly review of a video game, book, movie, and CD. (too much? tough shit, go masturbate with sandpaper to pictures of Bill O'riley.)
• Daily updates from either Sack or I talking about how awful people are or how just plain fed up we are with the absolute stupidity of the world and the dunces that live in it.
• Possibly more, but we are trying to figure it out. Deal with it.

Lastly, lets get a few things out of the way about Sack and I.

1. We are elitist. What you like sucks, what we like is amazing.
2. We both own Macs.
3. We both have iPhones.
4. We both read comics.
5. We both really love women, but not in the love way. In the sex way.
6. We both own a Wii.

Are we better than you? In short...Yes, yes we are.