Getting Things Started.

Welcome to Chacabast, if you don't already know what Chacabast is you never will know, so stop asking. This is basically going to be used as a way to entertain Sack and myself while degrading everyone else around us, if you don't like it, I hear another celebrity is pregnant, go read about that in OK! magazine.com until your period passes by. Meanwhile, let me give you an idea of what you will be staring at every week here at Chacabast:

• A weekly shitty video by both Sack and I edited horribly by iMovie.
• A monthly review of a video game, book, movie, and CD. (too much? tough shit, go masturbate with sandpaper to pictures of Bill O'riley.)
• Daily updates from either Sack or I talking about how awful people are or how just plain fed up we are with the absolute stupidity of the world and the dunces that live in it.
• Possibly more, but we are trying to figure it out. Deal with it.

Lastly, lets get a few things out of the way about Sack and I.

1. We are elitist. What you like sucks, what we like is amazing.
2. We both own Macs.
3. We both have iPhones.
4. We both read comics.
5. We both really love women, but not in the love way. In the sex way.
6. We both own a Wii.

Are we better than you? In short...Yes, yes we are.