I have a quick gripe.

The place I work sucks toy poodle browneye.

But the main thing that bugs me is the giant bitch that sits behind me. I'm fairly sure she is the reason I got ratted on for not doing work, while im at work (so what im lazy). I dont even think its the fact she sold me out worse than John Dillengers girlfriend except the fact that I didnt get shot and murdered that bugs me...its how she fucking looks.

If I had to describe her it would be:


If Sweetums from the muppets and Scooter from the muppets had a hot sweaty night of puppet romance...it would be this chick. No joke, she is also about 6'8.

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Edit: I got a sigting of the beast!