Iron Man

I love Superhero movies. Actually, I love the idea of them. I've been reading comics since I was around 10 or so, so the idea of seeing these characters in a realistic (yes, I am aware that they aren't very) light is amazing.

There is just one problem. Most of them have sucked donkey rectum. Let's compile a list shall we?

Tim Burton's Batman - Eh
Batman Returns - Sucked
Batman Forever & Batman & Robin - Do I really even need to say anything?
X- Men - Ok
X2 - Awesome
X3 - Garbage
Spider-man - Good
Spider-man 2 - Ok
Spider-man 3 - Dog Vomit
Sin City - Amazing
Hellboy - Good
Batman Begins - Best DC movie

I could go on, but this is about Iron Man.

It was amazing.

Go see it.


(Really, this was going to be an actual review, but I'm fucking lazy.)

The L Train

Sucks. I have to take it every morning to work, and if I hear "We are delayed due to train traffic ahead of us" one more time I'm going to explode.

Something for women to keep in mind....

If the man you are dating never wants to fuck you, one of two things is going on

1) There is something wrong with you.
2) He's cheating on you.


Men always want to have sex, it's just our nature. If suddenly he stops fucking you, something is up.

The Phone

I hate talking on the phone. It's annoying and pointless with the invention of shit like text messages.

This girl I drunkenly fucked doesn't seem to get it. She likes to call me before bed, I made the mistake of answering once and now she expects it every night.

Last night, she called 5 times in one hour, after I calmly explained I hate talking on the phone.

I shut my ringer off, because seriously, who wants to deal with that shit.

And she didn't talk to me today, so it looks like my tactic of "ignore and it will go the fuck away" still works.

The Truth

There are 5 reasons why men are scum and women let us get away with it.
1. We all only want one thing. No exceptions.
2. We fall in love before we get that one thing, and fall out of love after we get it. Conversely, women fall in love after.
3. We will lie, cheat, steal or murder to get that one thing. Why am I sugarcoating this? You're a big girl. To fuck you.
4. We freely admit 1 through 3 and women don't care.
5. the last reason why men are scum and women don't care: You can't live without us.

24 hours.

In the past 24 hours I have seen 3 people that look like Sweetums


Thanks for that AC.

I have a quick gripe.

The place I work sucks toy poodle browneye.

But the main thing that bugs me is the giant bitch that sits behind me. I'm fairly sure she is the reason I got ratted on for not doing work, while im at work (so what im lazy). I dont even think its the fact she sold me out worse than John Dillengers girlfriend except the fact that I didnt get shot and murdered that bugs me...its how she fucking looks.

If I had to describe her it would be:


If Sweetums from the muppets and Scooter from the muppets had a hot sweaty night of puppet romance...it would be this chick. No joke, she is also about 6'8.

+

=

Edit: I got a sigting of the beast!