The Phone 2.0, or Older Chicks are Aggressive

I don't hate talking on the phone, I just want to make that clear.
I hate talking to girls on the phone.
Go find a girl friend to bore with the shitty details of your day, or I will invent a time machine, go back in time, and kill Alexander Graham Bell.

I went on a few dates with a 30 year old woman. I honestly had no idea girls could be this aggressive. We went to a Yankee game on our second date, and she spent the entire time asking me about what neighborhoods are good to raise children in. "I want to have kids in the next year, and I think you'd make a great father." were the next words out of her mouth. I don't think I've laughed so hard in my life. Obviously, that wasn't the response she was looking for.

Never heard from her again. Haha.