And Sack i’m sure can attest as well, girls are very dumb.
This has recently been brought to my attention when one of my friends recently got shit canned by his girlfriend of a decent period of time. I am not going to go into much detail about said relationship because it is a waste of me typing and the one other person who reads this blogs time. Basically she got bored/upset(most likely her period) and moved out when they couldn't agree on a place to live.
Now I am semi friends with the girl and of course she wants to talk to me about some of her boring life problems and period acting. I would rather take the cyanide tablet that is hidden behind my last molar on the right side.
After talking to her for a bit and realizing how fucking batnuts crazy she is just like every other girl I wanted to touch up on some massive points that stand out to me. Sack also has a great description about some of these things some posts down.
1.Ignore them. They cannot deal with being ignored, it drives them up a wall and if you want a girl to notice you or want you around, ignore them.
2.Be a dick. Yes I am sure you have all heard this before but how many times do you find yourself or one of your good friends being turned down or not called back after seeing a girl for a date or two? This really works. Girls like to work for something, and when you are a dick to them they deep down want to please you and make you not a dick, but do not bend to this trickery.
3. Find something better to do. Do not ever go out with them if they ask you to do something. If they ask you to go to the movies and dinner, tell them you will see if you have time. Then don’t call them. Wake up sometime in the next few days and say that something else came up, but be vague because then they will become more interested what is more important than they are. Which is what? Everything, thats right.
4.Ignore them. I cannot fucking stress this enough. It makes them crazy like rabid cats in heat that just got punted in the cunt.
If you follow these basic rules you will find yourself loaded with girls and they will be ready to fuck you trust me. Or in my friends ship, she will come back after he has ignored her and showed her she is not important.
