Iron Man

I love Superhero movies. Actually, I love the idea of them. I've been reading comics since I was around 10 or so, so the idea of seeing these characters in a realistic (yes, I am aware that they aren't very) light is amazing.

There is just one problem. Most of them have sucked donkey rectum. Let's compile a list shall we?

Tim Burton's Batman - Eh
Batman Returns - Sucked
Batman Forever & Batman & Robin - Do I really even need to say anything?
X- Men - Ok
X2 - Awesome
X3 - Garbage
Spider-man - Good
Spider-man 2 - Ok
Spider-man 3 - Dog Vomit
Sin City - Amazing
Hellboy - Good
Batman Begins - Best DC movie

I could go on, but this is about Iron Man.

It was amazing.

Go see it.


(Really, this was going to be an actual review, but I'm fucking lazy.)

The L Train

Sucks. I have to take it every morning to work, and if I hear "We are delayed due to train traffic ahead of us" one more time I'm going to explode.

Something for women to keep in mind....

If the man you are dating never wants to fuck you, one of two things is going on

1) There is something wrong with you.
2) He's cheating on you.


Men always want to have sex, it's just our nature. If suddenly he stops fucking you, something is up.