The Dating Game

Dating is a game, very similar to a video game. There's different levels, extra lives, bonus rounds and bad guys. I think at this point I'm on my 37th life.

Since I've moved to NYC I've gone on around 15 first dates. Some have been annoying, some have been tolerable, and other was fucking hose beasts that I didn't recall what they looked like because I was shitty drunk when I talked to them. (A surprisingly large number of them have been Jewish)

So I've narrowed it down a bit.

In the running we have:

1. The quiet one - She doesn't talk much, kinda reserved, but once she opens up we have a blast. She might be moving soon, so I'm trying not to get too close. (Which means of course that's exactly what's going to happen)

2. Jew Camp - Who has talked to me non-stop since the day we met, but is still cute.
I just broke my no phone rule with her, and that frightens me.

3. Super Jew - a girl who reinforces every single Jewish stereotype you've ever heard.
(Seriously, she keeps her change in individual containers, and then hand rolls them and brings them to the bank. "Because coin star charges you 8 cents for every 1 dollar") She's really not in the running, just a fall back girl since I know she's not going anywhere.


Now I'm just waiting to see how it all plays out...

Before I forget....

The Dark Knight was better than Iron Man.

I don't need to write a review, you've already seen it twice.

Hulk

was much better than the previous one, but not as good as Iron Man.


Go see both.

The Phone 2.0, or Older Chicks are Aggressive

I don't hate talking on the phone, I just want to make that clear.
I hate talking to girls on the phone.
Go find a girl friend to bore with the shitty details of your day, or I will invent a time machine, go back in time, and kill Alexander Graham Bell.

I went on a few dates with a 30 year old woman. I honestly had no idea girls could be this aggressive. We went to a Yankee game on our second date, and she spent the entire time asking me about what neighborhoods are good to raise children in. "I want to have kids in the next year, and I think you'd make a great father." were the next words out of her mouth. I don't think I've laughed so hard in my life. Obviously, that wasn't the response she was looking for.

Never heard from her again. Haha.

Iron Man

I love Superhero movies. Actually, I love the idea of them. I've been reading comics since I was around 10 or so, so the idea of seeing these characters in a realistic (yes, I am aware that they aren't very) light is amazing.

There is just one problem. Most of them have sucked donkey rectum. Let's compile a list shall we?

Tim Burton's Batman - Eh
Batman Returns - Sucked
Batman Forever & Batman & Robin - Do I really even need to say anything?
X- Men - Ok
X2 - Awesome
X3 - Garbage
Spider-man - Good
Spider-man 2 - Ok
Spider-man 3 - Dog Vomit
Sin City - Amazing
Hellboy - Good
Batman Begins - Best DC movie

I could go on, but this is about Iron Man.

It was amazing.

Go see it.


(Really, this was going to be an actual review, but I'm fucking lazy.)

The L Train

Sucks. I have to take it every morning to work, and if I hear "We are delayed due to train traffic ahead of us" one more time I'm going to explode.

Something for women to keep in mind....

If the man you are dating never wants to fuck you, one of two things is going on

1) There is something wrong with you.
2) He's cheating on you.


Men always want to have sex, it's just our nature. If suddenly he stops fucking you, something is up.